{"id":127,"date":"2011-09-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2011\/09\/10\/zombiljodin-lifandi-daud\/"},"modified":"2020-09-23T09:03:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T09:03:43","slug":"zombiljodin-lifandi-daud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2011\/09\/10\/zombiljodin-lifandi-daud\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombilj\u00f3\u00f0in: Lifandi dau\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-91\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/zombiljod.jpg\"><br>\nZombilj\u00f3\u00f0in<\/center><p><\/p>\n<p>Svona eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja, hef\u00f0i leikh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00e1tt a\u00f0 setja gestum s\u00ednum fyrir a\u00f0 lesa leikskr\u00e1na, \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir gengu \u00ed salinn. Ella er h\u00e6tt vi\u00f0, a\u00f0 \u00feeir botni ekki upp e\u00f0a ni\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed, sem fram fer \u00e1 svi\u00f0inu \u2013 fyrr en vonandi eftir \u00e1. Enda sag\u00f0i gamalreyndur leikh\u00fasma\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 mig, um lei\u00f0 og vi\u00f0 gengum \u00ed salinn: \u201c\u00c9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 \u00f3ska \u00fe\u00e9r ekki g\u00f3\u00f0rar skemmtunar \u00ed kv\u00f6ld, Brynd\u00eds, heldur bara \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n<!--more Lesa meira-->\n\n\n<p>Heldur bara hva\u00f0? M\u00e9r var satt a\u00f0 segja ekki skemmt \u00fearna um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0, eiginlega lei\u00f0 m\u00e9r bara h\u00e1lfilla. \u00dea\u00f0 var veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 nudda m\u00e9r upp \u00far einhverju \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegu, einhverjum hjartaskerandi minningum um l\u00f6ngu li\u00f0na atbur\u00f0i. \u00deetta var ekki leikrit, eins og vi\u00f0 eigum a\u00f0 venjast, heldur eins konar ann\u00e1ll \u00ed fr\u00e9ttaskeytast\u00edl, um hryllilega atbur\u00f0i, sem hef\u00f0u \u00e1tt a\u00f0 r\u00edfa \u00far okkur hjarta\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma, krefjast a\u00f0ger\u00f0a og uppgj\u00f6rs. En samt ger\u00f0ist ekkert.<\/p>\n<p>H\u00f6fundar ganga hreint til verks, komast strax a\u00f0 kjarna m\u00e1lsins og hl\u00edfa engum. Tyggja ofan \u00ed okkur sta\u00f0reyndir \u00e1 sinn \u00edsmeygilega h\u00e1tt, svipbrig\u00f0a og \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0ulaust &#8211; en kannski me\u00f0 vott af \u00e1s\u00f6kun. Vi\u00f0 kveinkum okkur eins og krakkar, sem vita upp \u00e1 sig sk\u00f6mmina. Vi\u00f0 erum hinir lifandi dau\u00f0u, sinnulausir, feitir og slj\u00f3ir \u2013 \u00f3mennskir.<\/p>\n<p>Efnilegur unglingur d\u00f3par sig til dau\u00f0a. \u00dea\u00f0 n\u00e6r \u00ed fr\u00e9ttir \u00feann daginn. Hva\u00f0 svo? Menn sem segjast vera m\u00e1lsvarar l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0is og r\u00e9ttarr\u00edkis \u00ed heiminum stunda pyntingar og mor\u00f0 \u00e1 saklausu f\u00f3lki. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00f3g, a\u00f0 einhver liggi undir grun og breytir engu, \u00fe\u00f3tt grunurinn reynist rangur. Breg\u00f0umst vi\u00f0 vi\u00f0? Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 fer inn um anna\u00f0 og \u00fat um hitt. Ma\u00f0ur fer \u00ed \u2013 l\u00f6greglub\u00faningi \u2013 \u00e1 \u00fateyju \u00e6skul\u00fd\u00f0ssamtaka norska jafna\u00f0armannaflokksins og fremur fj\u00f6ldamor\u00f0 \u00e1 varnalausum unglingum. En \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 ekki kalla hlutina s\u00ednum r\u00e9ttu n\u00f6fnum. Hann ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 heita brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0ingur, \u00fe\u00f3tt hann hafi undirb\u00fai\u00f0 \u00f3d\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1rum saman og frami\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 k\u00f6ldu bl\u00f3\u00f0i \u00ed nafni hugmyndafr\u00e6\u00f0i, sem hann hefur st\u00e6lt og stoli\u00f0 fr\u00e1 stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lam\u00f6nnum \u00e1 1500 bla\u00f0s\u00ed\u00f0um. Hann framdi 90 mor\u00f0. Hva\u00f0 eru Bush og Cheney b\u00fanir a\u00f0 limlesta, myr\u00f0a og hrekja \u00e1 fl\u00f3tta margar millj\u00f3nir af saklausu f\u00f3lki til a\u00f0 hefna fyrir \u00f3d\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed tv\u00edburaturnunum? Setjum v\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed sitt r\u00e9tta samhengi? L\u00e6rum vi\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 af reynslunni?<\/p>\n<p>Kirkjunnar \u00fej\u00f3nar, sem eiga a\u00f0 hl\u00fa a\u00f0 s\u00e1lart\u00f6tri okkar, hafa misnota\u00f0 tugi, hundru\u00f0, nei, \u00fe\u00fasundir barna, sem \u00feeim var tr\u00faa\u00f0 yfir og treyst til a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a \u00e1 gu\u00f0svegum, en reyndust vera dj\u00f6flar \u00ed mannsmynd, sem misnotu\u00f0u sakleysi\u00f0. Angrar \u00fea\u00f0 nokku\u00f0 safna\u00f0arme\u00f0limina, \u00fear sem \u00feeir sitja \u00e1 sunnudagsmorgni undir gu\u00f0sor\u00f0inu?<\/p>\n<p>Vi\u00f0 erum sem s\u00e9 lifandi dau\u00f0. Kveikjan a\u00f0 \u00feessari s\u00fdningu er s\u00f3tt \u00ed Wudu \u00e1 Haiti. \u00der\u00e6alahaldararnir \u00e1 Haiti notu\u00f0u \u00f3lyfjan, sem lama\u00f0i vi\u00f0n\u00e1ms\u00fer\u00f3tt f\u00f3rnarlamba, ger\u00f0i \u00feau me\u00f0f\u00e6rileg, viljalaus verkf\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00ed h\u00f6ndum k\u00fagara sinna. \u00deannig var \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fear, samkv\u00e6mt heimildum \u00ed leikskr\u00e1. Og svona er \u00fea\u00f0 enn \u00feann dag \u00ed dag \u2013 ekki satt? Er ekki flokkur fj\u00f6ldamor\u00f0ingjans aftur farinn a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja \u00ed sig ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 \u00ed Noregi, skv. Fr\u00e9ttum? Og hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 flokkana, sem b\u00e1ru h\u00f6fu\u00f0\u00e1byrg\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00edslenska hruninu? Eru \u00feeir ekki bara einar kosningar fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka aftur vi\u00f0 v\u00f6ldum? Eru ekki flestir lifandi dau\u00f0ir? Viljalaus verkf\u00e6ri \u00ed h\u00f6ndum k\u00fagara sinna \u2013 e\u00f0a hva\u00f0?<\/p>\n<p>Ef \u00fei\u00f0 nenni\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa m\u00e1li\u00f0, muni\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a ykkur \u00fati leikskr\u00e1na, \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00fei\u00f0 l\u00e1ti\u00f0 lesa ykkur Zombilj\u00f3\u00f0in.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Borgarleikh\u00fasi\u00f0 frums\u00fdnir ZOMBILJ\u00d3\u00d0IN eftir: Mindgroup \u00ed leikstj\u00f3rn Mindgroup<br \/>\nLeikmynd ger\u00f0i: Mindgroup<br \/>\nT\u00f3nlist stj\u00f3rnar: Mindgroup<br \/>\nL\u00fdsingu annast Kjartan \u00de\u00f3risson og Mindgroup<br \/>\nStj\u00f3rn s\u00fdningar: Haraldur Bj\u00f6rn Halld\u00f3rsson<br \/>\nLeikarar: Mindgroup<\/p>\n<p>Mindgroup skipa:<br \/>\nHalld\u00f3ra Geirmundsd\u00f3ttir<br \/>\nHallur Ing\u00f3lfsson<br \/>\nJ\u00f3n Atli J\u00f3nasson<br \/>\nJ\u00f3n P\u00e1ll Eyj\u00f3lfsson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-leikhus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions\/566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}