{"id":169,"date":"2013-03-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2013\/03\/26\/draumur-a-jonsmessunott-eftir-william-shakespeare\/"},"modified":"2020-09-23T09:00:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T09:00:36","slug":"draumur-a-jonsmessunott-eftir-william-shakespeare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2013\/03\/26\/draumur-a-jonsmessunott-eftir-william-shakespeare\/","title":{"rendered":"Draumur \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3tt \u2013 eftir William Shakespeare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hva\u00f0 er \u00ed gangi eiginlega? \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki betur en, a\u00f0 lokapr\u00f3fsnemendur \u00ed leiklistarakadem\u00edunni ver\u00f0i \u00e6 fallegri me\u00f0 hverjum n\u00fdjum h\u00f3pi, sem b\u00e6tist vi\u00f0 (\u00feessir \u00e6ttu eiginlega a\u00f0 taka stefnuna beint \u00e1 Hollywood \u2013 \u00feeir gerast ekki fallegri \u00ed henni Amr\u00edku).<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-52\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa1.jpg\"><br>\nDraumur \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3stt<\/center><p><\/p>\n\n\n<!--more Lesa meira-->\n\n\n<p>Og \u00e9g s\u00e9 heldur ekki betur en, a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra heilmiki\u00f0 \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum s\u00ednum. \u00deessi t\u00edu manna h\u00f3pur, sem n\u00fa kve\u00f0ur kennara s\u00edna og leggur af sta\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3vissufer\u00f0, hefur fengi\u00f0 gott vegarnesti, sem \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gagnast vel \u00ed h\u00f6r\u00f0um heimi leiklistarinnar. \u00c9g heyr\u00f0i ekki betur en hver og einn hef\u00f0i fullkomi\u00f0 vald yfir r\u00f6ddinni, sem var b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00f6gu\u00f0, styrk og hlj\u00f3mmikil. \u00dea\u00f0 bendir til \u00feess, a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi haft mennta\u00f0a kennara og fengi\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a tils\u00f6gn.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 vakti l\u00edka athygli, a\u00f0 allir \u00feessir krakkar hafa gott vald \u00e1 l\u00edkama s\u00ednum og s\u00fdna fr\u00e1b\u00e6ra tilbur\u00f0i, ekki bara einhver einn heldur allir. \u00c1 k\u00f6flum var \u00feetta meir \u00ed \u00e6tt vi\u00f0 \u201eshow\u201c, alger muna\u00f0ur fyrir auga\u00f0. Hver skyldi hafa veri\u00f0 k\u00f3re\u00f3grafinn? Varla Stef\u00e1n sj\u00e1lfur, e\u00f0a hva\u00f0? Geggja\u00f0 flott!<\/p>\n<p>Vel \u00e1 minnst \u2013 Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson. Hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 starfa lengi me\u00f0 ungu f\u00f3lki, og honum l\u00e6tur \u00fea\u00f0 greinilega mj\u00f6g vel. Hann kemur til m\u00f3ts vi\u00f0 leitandi s\u00e1lir unglinga, sem ekkert vita og ekkert kunna, hann opnar \u00feeim n\u00fdja s\u00fdn \u00e1 meistara heimsb\u00f3kmenntanna, eins og g\u00f3\u00f0um kennara s\u00e6mir. Jafnvel Shakespeare ver\u00f0ur \u00feeim leikandi tamur, lj\u00fafur og l\u00e9ttur. Ekkert a\u00f0 \u00f3ttast \u00ed n\u00e1vist meistarans, enginn hr\u00e6ddur.<\/p>\n<p>Og Stef\u00e1ni l\u00e6tur l\u00edka vel a\u00f0 n\u00fdta l\u00edti\u00f0 r\u00fdmi, leita uppi g\u00f3\u00f0a fagmenn, sem hafa lausnir \u00e1 rei\u00f0um h\u00f6ndum, eins og vi\u00f0 sj\u00e1um sk\u00fdrt d\u00e6mi um \u00ed g\u00f6mlu verksmi\u00f0junni vi\u00f0 S\u00f6lvh\u00f3lsg\u00f6tu. \u00d3tr\u00faleg hugkv\u00e6mni, sem blekkir auga\u00f0 og l\u00e6tur okkur tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 s\u00e9um \u00fdmist gestir \u00ed h\u00f6llu hertogans e\u00f0a me\u00f0al \u00e1lfanna \u00ed sk\u00f3ginum.<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"364\" height=\"242\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-53\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa2.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa2.jpg 364w, https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa2-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 364px) 85vw, 364px\" \/><br>\nDraumur \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3stt<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p><\/center>Da\u00f0randi, en magn\u00ferungin t\u00f3nlistin hr\u00edfur okkur burt fr\u00e1 hversdagsleikanum yfir \u00ed \u00edmynda\u00f0a ver\u00f6ld sk\u00f3garp\u00fakanna, \u00fear sem allt er leyfilegt. Og mun\u00fa\u00f0arfullir b\u00faningar undirstrika r\u00e6kilega ilmandi \u00e1starbr\u00edma, sem teygir sig eins og kitlandi fingur yfir til \u00e1horfenda.<p><\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 \u00e6ra \u00f3st\u00f6\u00f0ugan a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 rekja fl\u00f3kinn s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0 draumsins \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3tt. \u00dea\u00f0 er tali\u00f0 l\u00edklegt, a\u00f0 Shakespeare hafi skrifa\u00f0 verki\u00f0 a\u00f0 bei\u00f0ni El\u00edsabetar drottningar e\u00f0a samkv\u00e6mt p\u00f6ntun fr\u00e6nda hennar, sem \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 halda br\u00fa\u00f0kaup d\u00f3ttur sinnar. Og sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 fer \u00e1 flug, um hva\u00f0 sn\u00fdst hj\u00f3naband, hva\u00f0 er \u00e1st, hva\u00f0 er er\u00f3t\u00edk, hva\u00f0 er kl\u00e1m? Hva\u00f0 er ekta, og hva\u00f0 er plat? \u00c1 \u00feessum t\u00edmum voru \u00fea\u00f0 fe\u00f0urnir sem r\u00e9\u00f0u \u00f6rl\u00f6gum d\u00e6tra sinna. \u00deeir g\u00e1fu \u00fe\u00e6r \u2013 e\u00f0a seldu \u2013 h\u00e6stbj\u00f3\u00f0anda. \u00c1stin snerist upp \u00ed gr\u00edmukl\u00e6ddan samkv\u00e6misleik, \u00fear sem kynhv\u00f6tin var\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00fata l\u00e6gra haldi fyrir str\u00f6ngum si\u00f0areglum hir\u00f0arinnar. Allt var nj\u00f6rva\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur. Konan \u00f3frj\u00e1ls \u00ed eigin ranni.<\/p>\n<p>Draumurinn \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3tt sn\u00fdr \u00feessu \u00f6llu \u00e1 hvolf. L\u00e9tt\u00fa\u00f0ugt da\u00f0ur sn\u00fdst upp \u00ed andhverfu s\u00edna og nau\u00f0gunin fullkomnar verki\u00f0. Draumurinn ver\u00f0ur villtari en jafnvel har\u00f0sv\u00edru\u00f0stu perrar og porno unnendur geta \u00edmynda\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u2013 hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 si\u00f0pr\u00fa\u00f0ar hreinar meyjar, sem sitja \u00ed festum og b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00feess a\u00f0 finna konuna \u00ed sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"365\" height=\"244\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-54\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa3.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa3.jpg 365w, https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/jonsmessa3-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 85vw, 365px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>Draumur \u00e1 J\u00f3nsmessun\u00f3stt<\/center><p><\/p>\n<p>Og \u00fear m\u00e6tast t\u00edmarnir tvennir, n\u00fa og \u00fe\u00e1. Lokadansinn, hin kyn\u00f3\u00f0a org\u00eda, g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 bein \u00fatsending \u201efrom one night stand in Reykjav\u00edk\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Daginn eftir l\u00e1ta allir eins og ekkert hafi gerst. Allt er aftur eins og \u00fea\u00f0 var. Hin fordekra\u00f0a yfirst\u00e9tt sk\u00e1lar \u00ed kampav\u00edni, da\u00f0rar og duflar, og b\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00feess, a\u00f0 leiks\u00fdningin (\u00ed leikritinu) hefjist. Og aftur er fjalla\u00f0 um \u00e1stina, en n\u00fa er \u00e1stin ekki samkv\u00e6misleikur, heldur dau\u00f0ans alvara. Elskendur l\u00e1ta b\u00e1\u00f0ir l\u00edfi\u00f0. Og hinum fodekru\u00f0u lei\u00f0ist alvaran, nenna ekki a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 leik, sem endar illa. Enda \u00f3mennta\u00f0 pakk, sem getur ekki einu sinni tala\u00f0 r\u00e9tt m\u00e1l og b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00e1 trag\u00edska komed\u00edu \u2013 e\u00f0a kom\u00edska traged\u00edu. Yfirst\u00e9tt og \u00f6reigar \u2013 haf \u00e1 milli.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g vil ekki gera upp \u00e1 milli leikenda, \u00e9g var\u00f0 eiginlega skotin \u00ed \u00feeim \u00f6llum me\u00f0 t\u00f6lu. Og \u00e9g vona bara, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 eigum eftir a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 meira til \u00feeirra \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni (\u00fe.e.a.s. ef \u00feeir taka mig ekki \u00e1 or\u00f0inu og fara til Hollywood). \u00deeir voru eiginlega allir \u00ed a\u00f0ahlutverkum og sl\u00f3gu \u00ed gegn. (M\u00e9r fannst \u00fe\u00f3 synd a\u00f0 leyfa okkur ekki a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 meira til Hildar Berglindar, sem lofa\u00f0i g\u00f3\u00f0u strax \u00ed upphafi, en hvarf svo \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 m\u00farvegg undir lokin.<\/p>\n<p>En \u00ed lokin segi \u00e9g, og tek undir me\u00f0 Stef\u00e1ni \u00ed \u00e1g\u00e6tum inngangi hans \u00ed pr\u00f3gramminu:<\/p>\n<p>Megi draumar r\u00e6tast \u00ed l\u00edfi og list.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00datskriftarverk Nemendaleikh\u00fassins<br \/>\nLeikstj\u00f3ri: Stef\u00e1n J\u00f3nsson<br \/>\nB\u00faningar: Agnieszka Baranowska<br \/>\nT\u00f3nlist: \u00dalfur Hansson<br \/>\nLeikmynd, l\u00fdsing og myndvinnsla: Egill Ingibergsson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-leikhus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":558,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}