{"id":193,"date":"2015-07-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2015\/07\/06\/a-hradbrautum-lifsins\/"},"modified":"2020-09-23T08:48:30","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T08:48:30","slug":"a-hradbrautum-lifsins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/2015\/07\/06\/a-hradbrautum-lifsins\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c1 hra\u00f0brautum l\u00edfsins"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hringir ekki s\u00edminn. Nei, Binni fr\u00e6ndi \u2013 h\u00e6! \u2013 Binni fr\u00e6ndi b\u00fdr r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1 Ostende \u00ed Belg\u00edu. Hann er einn af \u00feeim, sem hafa gr\u00e6na fingur \u2013 getur gert vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 sem er, allt fr\u00e1 saumav\u00e9lum upp \u00ed flugv\u00e9lar, og hefur haldi\u00f0 heilum flugflotum \u00e1 lofti v\u00edtt og breitt um Evr\u00f3pu, Amer\u00edku og Afr\u00edku.<\/p>\n

Hvar eru\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 st\u00f6dd \u00ed tilverunni, elskan? spyr hann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u00c1 hra\u00f0brautum Evr\u00f3pu, svara \u00e9g \u2013 \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til Hirtshals og heim me\u00f0 Norr\u00e6nu.<\/p>\n

– J\u00e6ja, svo a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 bara \u00e1 heimlei\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er hitabylgja \u00ed Evr\u00f3pu, Brynd\u00eds m\u00edn, eins og \u00fe\u00fa veist – f\u00f3lk er a\u00f0 deyja \u00far hita \u00ed fr\u00e9ttunum. \u00c9g vona, a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 s\u00e9u\u00f0 me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a loftk\u00e6lingu \u00ed b\u00edlnum? segir hann \u00ed spurnart\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

– Ha, loftk\u00e6lingu, svara \u00e9g, nei, nei, bara me\u00f0 opna glugga \u2013 \u00fe\u00e1 gustar svo vel. \u00dea\u00f0 er engin loftk\u00e6ling \u00ed b\u00edlnum okkar, Binni minn. H\u00fan er l\u00f6ngu \u00f3virk. \u2013<\/p>\n

– Ja h\u00e9rna, og \u00fei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 a\u00f0 koma alla lei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Andal\u00fas\u00edu, ekki satt? \u00dea\u00f0 er engin sm\u00e1 vegalengd! Eru \u00feetta ekki m\u00f6rg \u00fe\u00fasund k\u00edl\u00f3metrar?<\/p>\n

– \u00c6, \u00e9g bara veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, Binni minn, hra\u00f0am\u00e6lirinn er bila\u00f0ur. \u00c9g veit eiginlega hvorki, hversu hratt \u00e9g fer, n\u00e9 hversu langt \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 aka. \u00c9g reyni bara a\u00f0 halda \u00ed vi\u00f0 hina.<\/p>\n

– Ja h\u00e9rna , Brynd\u00eds m\u00edn, \u00e9g vona \u00fe\u00f3, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir a.m.k. gott lei\u00f0s\u00f6gukerfi \u00ed b\u00edlnum? –<\/p>\n

Lei\u00f0s\u00f6gukerfi, hva\u00f0 er n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0? \u00c9g er me\u00f0 J\u00f3n Baldvin h\u00e9rna vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Hann situr me\u00f0 vegakort af Evr\u00f3pu \u00e1 hnj\u00e1num \u2013 gallinn er bara s\u00e1, a\u00f0 korti\u00f0 er s\u00ed\u00f0an 2005. Hann var v\u00edst eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 keyra milli Br\u00fcssel og Par\u00edsar i den. \u2013 Sumir segja, a\u00f0 Evr\u00f3pa s\u00e9 \u00farelt. \u00c9g tek ekki alveg undir \u00fea\u00f0 \u2013 en vegakorti\u00f0 hans J\u00f3n Baldvins er \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega \u00farelt. \u00dea\u00f0 hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 svo miklar framfarir s\u00ed\u00f0an 2005. N\u00fdjar hra\u00f0brautir \u00fat um allt. \u2013<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00e1 segir Binni: \u00c6, Brynd\u00eds m\u00edn, hvernig fer\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 rata?<\/p>\n

\u00c9g l\u00e6t bara mitt kvenlega inns\u00e6i r\u00e1\u00f0a f\u00f6r. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur gengi\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tlega hinga\u00f0 til! Og vegaskiltin – \u00feau hj\u00e1lpa. \u2013
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En, Binni minn, ertu \u00fearna enn? Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00fa ert n\u00fa flugv\u00e9lavirki, \u00fe\u00e1 er h\u00e9rna sm\u00e1vandam\u00e1l, sem \u00fe\u00fa g\u00e6tir kannski redda\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feetta me\u00f0 k\u00e6linguna. \u00de\u00fa sag\u00f0ir r\u00e9tt \u00e1\u00f0an, a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hitabylgja. J\u00e1, j\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 eru 36 gr\u00e1\u00f0ur n\u00fana. Og merkilegt nokk, \u00fe\u00e1 er hitam\u00e6lirnn \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u00ed lagi! Hann er vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sprengja skalann, s\u00e9 \u00e9g. Vi\u00f0 komum vi\u00f0 \u00e1 bens\u00ednst\u00f6\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0an. Opnu\u00f0um h\u00faddi\u00f0, og gufustr\u00f3karnir st\u00f3\u00f0u upp \u00far v\u00e9linni \u00ed allar \u00e1ttir. Vi\u00f0 k\u00f6llu\u00f0um \u00e1 hj\u00e1lp. \u00deetta var reyndar \u00ed Frakklandi. Bens\u00ednafgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn var l\u00edklega atvinnulaus laganemi fr\u00e1 Sorbonne. Allavega s\u00fdndist okkur, a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i aldrei fyrr s\u00e9\u00f0 undir h\u00fadd \u00e1 b\u00edl. J\u00f3n Baldvin reyndi a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra \u00e1 fr\u00f6nsku \u00feetta me\u00f0 k\u00e6likerfi\u00f0. Vi\u00f0 vildum f\u00e1 k\u00e6liv\u00f6kva \u00ed hitabylgjunni. JBH sag\u00f0i laganemanum, a\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00cdslandi v\u00e6ri alltaf settur frostl\u00f6gur \u00e1 v\u00e9lina fyrir veturinn. N\u00fa \u00feyrfti hins vegar k\u00e6lil\u00f6g.<\/p>\n

En \u00fe\u00e1 var laganeminn allur \u00e1 bak og burt og hvergi sj\u00e1anlegur.<\/p>\n

Hvernig er \u00feetta , Binni minn, af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00fa veist n\u00fa allt um svona? Eigum vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 bara a\u00f0 hella vatni \u00far krananum \u00ed tankinn? Og me\u00f0al annarra or\u00f0a, hvar \u00e1 a\u00f0 hella vatninu? \u00dea\u00f0 eru a.m.k. \u00fer\u00edr kranast\u00fatar undir h\u00faddinu, og \u00feetta er allt brennheitt og sj\u00f3\u00f0andi. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feorir enginn a\u00f0 koma n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00feessu. \u2013<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 var dj\u00fap \u00fe\u00f6gn \u00e1 hinum endanum. \u00dea\u00f0 seinasta sem \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i fr\u00e1 Binna fr\u00e6nda var \u00feetta:<\/p>\n

gu\u00f0 minn alm\u00e1ttugur, passi\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 bara, a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kvikni ekki \u00ed b\u00edlnum. Og b\u00e6tti s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0; ef \u00fei\u00f0 hef\u00f0u\u00f0 n\u00fa sta\u00f0setningart\u00e6ki , \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6tu\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 hugsanlega haft upp \u00e1 m\u00e9r h\u00e9r \u00ed Ostende, og \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti \u00e9g \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega redda\u00f0 ykkur, \u00e1\u00f0ur en allt er or\u00f0i\u00f0 um seinan.<\/p>\n

\u00dear me\u00f0 rofna\u00f0i sambandi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 eins og fj\u00fakandi laufi \u00ed ofsavindi, \u00c1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vissi af, vorum vi\u00f0 komin \u00e1 fj\u00f6gurra akreina hra\u00f0braut \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni til Hamborgar. \u00dea\u00f0an var engin lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 sn\u00faa vi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 hitta Binna fr\u00e6nda. Vi\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0um \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda sem lei\u00f0 liggur alla lei\u00f0 til L\u00fcbeck, sem er f\u00e6\u00f0ingarsta\u00f0ur forfe\u00f0ra minna. \u00dear gerum vi\u00f0 okkur vonir um a\u00f0 hitta bifv\u00e9lavirkja, sem veit eitthva\u00f0 um k\u00e6likerfi\u00f0.<\/p>\n

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Brynd\u00eds og b\u00edllinn kn\u00e1i<\/p>\n

<\/p><\/center>\u00c9g s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 n\u00fana \u2013 3000 km seinna \u2013 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00f3\u00f0s manns \u00e6\u00f0i a\u00f0 voga s\u00e9r \u00fat \u00e1 hinar ge\u00f0veikislegu hra\u00f0brautir Evr\u00f3pu \u00e1 litla kr\u00fdlinu okkar. \u2013 Samt ver\u00f0 n\u00fa \u00e9g a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna, a\u00f0 litli Peogot gaf \u00feessum n\u00fdju blikkd\u00f3sum ekkert eftir, \u00feegar \u00e1 reyndi \u2013 \u00fe\u00f3tt enginn v\u00e6ri hra\u00f0am\u00e6lirinn, ekkert k\u00e6likerfi og ekkert sta\u00f0setningart\u00e6ki \u00ed b\u00edlnum \u2013 bara JB me\u00f0 \u00farelt Evr\u00f3pukort.

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P.s. Vi\u00f0 lif\u00f0um \u00feetta af og erum komin um bor\u00f0 \u00ed Norr\u00e6nu me\u00f0 forngripinn. Vi\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0um eftir bl\u00e1sandi byr. St\u00f3\u00f0 ekki einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00ed \u00cdslendingas\u00f6gunum, a\u00f0 landn\u00e1msmenn hef\u00f0u meika\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 til \u00cdslands \u00e1 \u00feremur d\u00e6grum? Norr\u00e6na lofar tveimur s\u00f3larhringum.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vi\u00f0 vorum \u00e1 hra\u00f0brautinni \u00e1 ca. 130 og stefndum \u00e1 Antwerpen \u2013 e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur \u00e1 Gent, sem er \u00e1 milli Br\u00fcgge og Antwerpen. \u00derj\u00e1r akreinar. \u00c9g var \u00e1 mi\u00f0junni, \u00feandi litla kr\u00fdli\u00f0 \u2013 Peugot 206, \u00e1rger\u00f0 1999 \u2013 fram \u00far trukkum, h\u00fasb\u00edlum og barnafj\u00f6lskyldum me\u00f0 attan\u00edhoss. Vinstra megin vi\u00f0 mig geystust \u00fe\u00fdsku bensarnir \u00e1 180 til 200. \u00deeir s\u00e1ust varla, en hvinurinn af ofl\u00e6tinu hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i eins og loft\u00e1r\u00e1s. \u00dea\u00f0 var allt \u00e1 fullu! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-greinar_og_vidtol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":522,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}