HNATTV\u00c6\u00d0ING \u2013 Hva\u00f0 er n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0? Er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, \u00feegar hr\u00e6gammar \u00e1 Wall Street hir\u00f0a allan ar\u00f0inn af ol\u00edunni \u00ed Ang\u00f3la og stinga honum svo undan skatti \u00e1 Bermuda e\u00f0a Bahamas? E\u00f0a \u00e1 K\u00fdpur – til a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta svol\u00edti\u00f0 kunnuglegra fyrir landann! En hnattv\u00e6\u00f0ingin hefur fleiri brtingarmyndir, \u00feegar h\u00fan er komin \u00ed bland vi\u00f0 Covid-19. \u00c9g held, a\u00f0 enginn tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed, sem h\u00e9r fer \u00e1 eftir, en samt er \u00feetta bara eitthva\u00f0, sem ger\u00f0ist \u00ed hversdagsl\u00edfinu \u00ed g\u00e6r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Vi\u00f0 JB f\u00f3rum \u00fat \u00e1 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 La Roka (ekki rugla \u00feessu saman vi\u00f0 Roki\u00f0 \u00e1 Sk\u00f3lav\u00f6ruholtinu, s\u00e6llar minningar). \u00deegar a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed kom a\u00f0 velja r\u00e9tti \u00e1 matse\u00f0linum, benti \u00fej\u00f3nninn \u00e1 k\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1 bor\u00f0shorninu og sag\u00f0i: \u00fei\u00f0 framkalli\u00f0 matse\u00f0ilinn \u00ed\u201cappinu\u201c ykkar. \u201eAppi\u00f0\u201c hva\u00f0? Vi\u00f0 erum bara me\u00f0 hundgamlan Nokia fr\u00e1 Finnlands\u00e1runum og ekkert andskotans \u201eapp\u201c. Vi\u00f0 b\u00e1\u00f0um um prenta\u00f0an matse\u00f0il, en hann var ekki til.Sta\u00f0arhaldarinn aumkva\u00f0ist yfir okkur og gauka\u00f0i a\u00f0 okkur \u201eappinu\u201c s\u00ednu. En bara \u00f6rskotsstund, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 var brj\u00e1la\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera. Hva\u00f0 var til r\u00e1\u00f0a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kolfinna \u00e1 \u201eapp\u201c. Hringjum \u00ed hana \u2013 \u00far gamla Nokia. H\u00fan svara\u00f0i eins og skot .H\u00fan var a\u00f0 v\u00edsu st\u00f6dd uppi \u00e1 Vatnaj\u00f6kli me\u00f0 h\u00f3p af sp\u00e6nskum t\u00faristum. \u201eHva\u00f0 er vandam\u00e1li\u00f0\u201c, spur\u00f0i h\u00fan. \u201eHnattv\u00e6\u00f0ingin\u201c sag\u00f0i JB. En \u00e9g me\u00f0 minn jar\u00f0bundna hugsunarh\u00e1tt \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i, a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 fengjum ekkert a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1 La Roka \u00ed Andal\u00fas\u00edu nema gegnum \u201eapp\u201c. \u201eEkkert m\u00e1l\u201c, svara\u00f0i h\u00fan. H\u00fan \u00feekkti veitingasta\u00f0inn fr\u00e1 fyrri t\u00ed\u00f0, og eins og hendi v\u00e6ri veifa\u00f0 var h\u00fan komin me\u00f0 matse\u00f0ilinn \u00e1 \u201eappi\u00f0\u201c sitt uppi \u00e1 Vatnaj\u00f6kli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Svo spur\u00f0i h\u00fan, skellihl\u00e6jandi, \u201eHva\u00f0 vilji\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 af \u00f6llu \u00feessu hnossg\u00e6ti? Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an var \u201eSalat Sold\u00e1nsins\u201c (me\u00f0 arab\u00edskri mun\u00fa\u00f0) handa m\u00e9r og indverskur \u00fer\u00edhyrningur \u00fat \u00far Tandoori ofninum handa JB. Ekkert m\u00e1l. \u00deessum skilabo\u00f0um fr\u00e1 Vatnaj\u00f6kli var komi\u00f0 til kokksins, sem reyndist vera Pakistani fr\u00e1 Punjab.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ef \u00feetta er ekki al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0av\u00e6\u00f0ing, \u00fe\u00e1 veit \u00e9g ekki, hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
En \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00feetta me\u00f0 \u201eappi\u00f0\u201c? F\u00e6r mannkyni\u00f0 \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni ekkert a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a nema \u00ed gegnum \u201eappi\u00f0\u201c? Er ekki til \u00edslenskt or\u00f0 yfir \u00feetta \u201eappa-rat\u201c?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
HNATTV\u00c6\u00d0ING \u2013 Hva\u00f0 er n\u00fa \u00fea\u00f0? Er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, \u00feegar hr\u00e6gammar \u00e1 Wall Street hir\u00f0a allan ar\u00f0inn af ol\u00edunni \u00ed Ang\u00f3la og stinga honum svo undan skatti \u00e1 Bermuda e\u00f0a Bahamas? E\u00f0a \u00e1 K\u00fdpur – til a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta svol\u00edti\u00f0 kunnuglegra fyrir landann! En hnattv\u00e6\u00f0ingin hefur fleiri brtingarmyndir, \u00feegar h\u00fan er komin \u00ed bland vi\u00f0 … Continue reading “Hnattv\u00e6\u00f0ing”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-greinar_og_vidtol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":629,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions\/629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/bs\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}