Ef hann hef\u00f0i ekki haft \u00feennan \u00f3l\u00e6knandi veikleika fyrir s\u00f6gunni. S\u00f6guveiran l\u00fdsir s\u00e9r \u00ed \u00f3afl\u00e1tanlegri b\u00f3khneig\u00f0, \u00feauls\u00e6tni \u00e1 b\u00f3kas\u00f6fnum og inniveru til \u00f3b\u00f3ta. \u00deetta er \u00feess vegna \u00f3karlmannlegt sport me\u00f0 eind\u00e6mum, og hentar \u00fev\u00ed best l\u00edkamlegum v\u00e6sklum e\u00f0a f\u00f3lki me\u00f0 skerta f\u00f3tavist. \u00dea\u00f0 kom m\u00e9r \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e6gilega \u00e1 \u00f3vart, a\u00f0 \u00feessi hermannlegi \u00fativistargarpur v\u00e6ri samt sem \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00feungt haldinn af s\u00f6guveirunni. En \u00fea\u00f0 er hann og sennilega \u00e1 h\u00e1u stigi, og vonandi \u00f3l\u00e6knandi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
\u00c9g kynntist honum fyrst sem sl\u00edkum, \u00feegar hann var a\u00f0 skrifa um sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isbar\u00e1ttu Eystrasalts\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0a. Svo haf\u00f0i \u00e9g gaman af, \u00feegar hann sag\u00f0i s\u00f6guna af Ofur-K\u00e1ra. \u00c9g fylgdist me\u00f0 \u00far fjarska, \u00feegar hann sag\u00f0i af okkur hetjus\u00f6gur \u00far landhelgisstr\u00ed\u00f0um. S\u00ed\u00f0an hefur hann sagt okkur s\u00f6gur af einum bragv\u00edsum Bessasta\u00f0ab\u00f3nda; hann hefur afhj\u00fapa\u00f0 paranoju potint\u00e1ta valdsins (hlerunarm\u00e1li\u00f0) og b\u00fdr sig n\u00fa undir a\u00f0 segja s\u00f6gu hins f\u00e1ga\u00f0a heimsmanns af \u00e6tt Thoroddsena, sem villtist inn \u00ed innsta hring Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins og reyndist vera \u00fear misskilinn snillingur \u00ed vafas\u00f6mum f\u00e9lagsskap.<\/p>\n
Gu\u00f0ni er sm\u00e1m saman a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 sig mynd hins virta sagnfr\u00e6\u00f0ings: Hann er hei\u00f0arlegur \u00ed umgengni vi\u00f0 \u201cf\u00f3rnal\u00f6mb\u201d s\u00edn, vanda\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00farvinnslu heimilda, forvitinn um \u00fea\u00f0, sem vekur f\u00f3lk til d\u00e1\u00f0a, n\u00e6mur \u00e1 sm\u00e1atri\u00f0in, sem eru krydd \u00ed tilveruna, og fundv\u00eds \u00e1 hi\u00f0 f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega og spaugilega \u00ed mannlegri tilveru .\u00deessi heimanmundur \u00e6tti a\u00f0 duga honum til a\u00f0 skemmta okkur vel me\u00f0 n\u00fdjum s\u00f6gum langt fram eftir \u00f6ldinni.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf a\u00f0 forvitnast um unglinga (f\u00f3lk undir fertugu) n\u00fa til dags, spyr ma\u00f0ur venjulega um pabba og m\u00f6mmu. N\u00fa or\u00f0i\u00f0 er \u00e9g jafnvel farinn a\u00f0 spyrja um afa og \u00f6mmu. \u00deegar \u00e9g haf\u00f0i fyrst ve\u00f0ur af Gu\u00f0na, kom hann m\u00e9r kunnuglega fyrir sj\u00f3nir, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ekki einasta mundi \u00e9g eftir pabba hans og m\u00f6mmu, heldur \u00fe\u00f3ttist \u00e9g l\u00edka \u00feekkja st\u00f3ra br\u00f3\u00f0ur hans, Patrek, handboltakempu. \u00c9g \u00feykist reyndar viss um, a\u00f0 Gu\u00f0ni hef\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfur reynst li\u00f0t\u00e6kur \u00ed alls kyns mannraunum, utan vallar og innan. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afmaeliskvejur","category-allar_greinar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2918,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions\/2918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}