{"id":1160,"date":"2009-02-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.jbh.is\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2020-09-22T13:56:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T13:56:36","slug":"dabbi-og-simmi-annar-thattur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/?p=1160","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;DABBI OG SIMMI&#8221;: ANNAR \u00de\u00c1TTUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>TAKA I.<\/h2>\n<p>Stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lama\u00f0urinn Dav\u00ed\u00f0 var svo seinheppinn a\u00f0 vistr\u00e1\u00f0a sig \u00ed Se\u00f0labankann \u00feegar hann \u201ch\u00e6tti \u00ed p\u00f3lit\u00edk\u201d. L\u00f6gum samkv\u00e6mt \u00e1 hann bara a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um tvennt sem se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ri: A\u00f0 gjaldmi\u00f0illinn s\u00e9 st\u00f6\u00f0ugur og a\u00f0 bankakerfi\u00f0 s\u00e9 traust. Hvort tveggja klikka\u00f0i \u00e1 hans vakt. \u00dea\u00f0 var\u00f0 kerfishrun sem framvegis ver\u00f0ur minnst \u00ed sk\u00f3lab\u00f3kum sem s\u00edgilds d\u00e6mis um mist\u00f6k \u00e1 heimsm\u00e6likvar\u00f0a. Aflei\u00f0ingin er ney\u00f0ar\u00e1stand. \u00dea\u00f0 mun taka \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ina m\u00f6rg \u00e1r a\u00f0 jafna sig eftir \u00e1falli\u00f0 og borga reikningana. Ranns\u00f3knarspurningin er: Hvers vegna s\u00f6g\u00f0u se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3rarnir ekki af s\u00e9r kl. 9:00 stundv\u00edslega daginn eftir hrun? \u00dea\u00f0 skilur enginn (Sk\u00fdring: Alan Greenspan var se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ri Bandar\u00edkjanna \u00ed 18 \u00e1r. Hann er talinn bera h\u00f6fu\u00f0\u00e1byrg\u00f0 \u00e1 heimskreppunni. Nafn hans er \u00e1 v\u00e1listanum, \u00e1samt n\u00f6fnum minni sp\u00e1manna eins og Oddsson og Haarde. Munurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 Greenspan hefur gengist vi\u00f0 \u00e1byrg\u00f0 sinni.  Hann sag\u00f0i frammi fyrir ranns\u00f3knarnefnd \u00feingsins: \u201c\u00c9g tr\u00fa\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed 40 \u00e1r a\u00f0 marka\u00f0irnir lei\u00f0r\u00e9ttu sig sj\u00e1lfir. \u00dea\u00f0 voru mist\u00f6k\u201d sag\u00f0i hann og ba\u00f0st afs\u00f6kunar.)<\/p>\n\n\n<!--more Lesa meira-->\n\n\n<h2>TAKA II.<\/h2>\n<p>Sk\u00fdringin \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3rinn hefur hvorki sagt af s\u00e9 e\u00f0a be\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar er s\u00fa a\u00f0 hann er stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lama\u00f0ur \u00ed gervi se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ra. Og meira en \u00fea\u00f0. Hann er hinn \u00f3kr\u00fdndi lei\u00f0stogi stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unnar.\u00dea\u00f0 er hlutverk stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unnar a\u00f0 r\u00edfa kjaft. Og gott hj\u00e1 Kastlj\u00f3ssdrengjunum a\u00f0 gefa stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unni \u00ferj\u00fa korter \u00ed drottningarvi\u00f0tali til a\u00f0 vega upp \u00e1 m\u00f3ti fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0las\u00edbylju stj\u00f3rnarflokkanna. Lei\u00f0togi stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unnar hefur fr\u00e1 fornu fari traust \u00edt\u00f6k \u00ed flokkseigendaf\u00e9lagi Frams\u00f3knar. Helmingaskiptin eru l\u00edfseig. N\u00fa hefur hann nota\u00f0 \u00feessi tengsl til a\u00f0 st\u00f6\u00f0va se\u00f0labankafrumvarpi\u00f0 og \u00fear me\u00f0 a\u00f0 setja samstarfi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 AGS \u00ed upn\u00e1m. F\u00ednn stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0uleikur. Og svo segir hann a\u00f0 r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnin s\u00e9 ekki a\u00f0 gera neitt fyrir f\u00f3rnarl\u00f6mb hrunsins (sem fyrrv. r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rn og se\u00f0labankinn b\u00e1ru \u00e1byrg\u00f0 \u00e1). \u00deetta er t\u00f6ff stj\u00f3rnarandsta\u00f0a. Allt \u00ed einu s\u00e1um vi\u00f0 hver er handsritsh\u00f6fundur og leikstj\u00f3ri stuttbuxnali\u00f0s Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins \u00ed stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unni \u00e1 al\u00feingi. K\u00f6ld eru r\u00e1\u00f0 undir Sv\u00f6rtuloftum.<\/p>\n<h2>TAKA III.<\/h2>\n<p>\u201c\u00c9g vara\u00f0i vi\u00f0. \u00c9g var alltaf a\u00f0 vara vi\u00f0,\u201d sag\u00f0i hann. Se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3rinn segist sum s\u00e9 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00ed k\u00f3r \u00feeirra sem f\u00f3ru me\u00f0 vi\u00f0v\u00f6runaror\u00f0. Og \u00fea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i ekki vi\u00f0varanir. Innlendir og erlendir fr\u00e6\u00f0imenn, erlendir bankar og greiningardeildir. Allir v\u00f6ru\u00f0u \u00feeir vi\u00f0, hver \u00ed kapp vi\u00f0 annan. Vi\u00f0v\u00f6runarbj\u00f6llurnar klingdu me\u00f0 vofveiflegum hlj\u00f3m \u00ed a.m.k. tv\u00f6 \u00e1r fyrir hrun. \u00dea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i ekki. Hva\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1? \u00dea\u00f0 vanta\u00f0i vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 \u2013 a\u00f0ger\u00f0ir. Munurinn \u00e1 utana\u00f0komandi fr\u00e6\u00f0im\u00f6nnum og stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lam\u00f6nnum (\u00fe\u00f3tt sumir v\u00e6ru \u00ed gervi se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ra) er s\u00e1, a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herrar og se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3rar hafa vald og stj\u00f3rnt\u00e6ki \u00ed sinum h\u00f6ndum til a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0: Til a\u00f0 fyrirbyggja hrun \u00ed t\u00e6ka t\u00ed\u00f0. \u00deegar Dav\u00ed\u00f0 segist hafa vara\u00f0 vi\u00f0 forystumenn fyrrverandi r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnar, \u00feau Geir Haarde og Ingibj\u00f6rgu S\u00f3lr\u00fanu, er hann a\u00f0 varpa s\u00f6k af s\u00e9r yfir \u00e1 a\u00f0ra: Af se\u00f0labankanum yfir \u00e1 sinn gamla stj\u00f3rnarflokk, Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokkinn \u2013 og Samfylkinguna \u00ed lei\u00f0inni.  Hann segist hafa vara\u00f0 \u00feau vi\u00f0 \u00ed einkasamt\u00f6lum. \u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu h\u00e1lfvandr\u00e6\u00f0alegt a\u00f0 hvorugt \u00feykist vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 kannast. \u00c1 m\u00e6ltu m\u00e1li er hann a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00feau hafi veri\u00f0 me\u00f0vitundarlaus, skilningslaus, a\u00f0ger\u00f0alaus. Hvers vegna?  T\u00f3ku \u00feau kannski ekkert mark \u00e1 se\u00f0labankastj\u00f3ranum af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feau vissu sem var a\u00f0 hann var bara \u00ed p\u00f3lit\u00edk?  A\u00f0 hann var hinn \u00f3kr\u00fdndi lei\u00f0togi stj\u00f3rnarandst\u00f6\u00f0unnar? Hvers \u00e1 s\u00fa \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 a\u00f0 gjalda sem m\u00e1 horfa upp \u00e1 s\u00e1pu\u00f3peru af \u00feessu tagi vikum og m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman? \u00c1 \u00feetta engan endi a\u00f0 taka?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sj\u00f3i\u00f0 heldur \u00e1fram. S\u00f6mu leikarar \u00ed s\u00f6mu hlutverkum: Dabbi og Simmi.<br \/>\nDabbi leikur a\u00f0\u00ferengdan stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamann me\u00f0 l\u00e9tta paranoju og l\u00edtt haminn ofs\u00f3knarkomplex. Simmi leikur ranns\u00f3knarl\u00f6greglumann hj\u00e1 INTERPOL sem er n\u00fdr \u00ed bransanum en vill \u00f3lmur kl\u00e1ra m\u00e1li\u00f0. N\u00e6r samt ekki alveg upp \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allar_greinar","category-greinar_og_vidtol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2883,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions\/2883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jbh.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}